Money Maker

And what would YOUR ad say, MFC?
It would say.... "One experienced slut--Orgasms guarantied. Huge appetite for cock. Can't get enough of it in her mouth or pussy. She loves swallowing cum. Expert at deepthroat. Skilled at draining balls. Is very wild in bed- may need to be tied down for your own safety. For rent ONLY! $2000 per half hour. Available for blowjob parties- call for price. "
Wow.. you really think I'm worth that much?
Hell, yeah! I've been getting sucked off and fucked by you- so I KNOW how much you're worth in bed!
(I've often told Slutlips that I could make a fortune if I rented her mouth out!)