Friday, October 19, 2007

Humor


There was a guy who was trying to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea.
When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there wearing no shirt, shoes or socks.
What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host.
"A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Humor

Q. Why do women have breasts?

A. So men will talk to them.

Sunday, October 14, 2007

Hot Sweaty Sex



We had a rare night alone so Princess suggested that we go out for dinner to our favorite Mexican restaurant. The food is good and the sangria is better. Princess was wearing a pretty blouse that she unbuttoned so that her cleavage was showing for anyone who wanted to see it... but mostly for me. Dinner was good, as always. We tried to eat light as we both knew there would be action later. We shared a full pitcher of Sangria and by the time dinner was done Princess was ready for some heavy breathing. In the parking lot we walked to our car. Once inside she attacked me. She smothering me with desperate, passionate kisses. After some hot making-out I got her settled down and began the drive home. "Take your tits out," I told her. Princess pulled her bra down until her nipples were out. I reached over and stroked them as I drove. Once we got home Princess wrapped her arms around my neck and attacked me with her lips again. Standing in the driveway we were kissing and groping each other in the dark. If the night were a little warmer we probably would have ended up fucking on the blacktop! We pried ourselves apart and made it inside the house. Inside the door we sucked each others tongues and began tearing each others clothes off. Princess led me down the hall to the bedroom as our clothes trailed behind. In the bed room we ripped off the remaining clothes and went at each other. Kissing and teasing each other's nipples we moaned together. As she toyed with my swollen cock I nuzzled her beautiful soft breasts, kissing and sucking her nipples until she couldn't stand it any more. We fell back onto the bed and Princess began sucking my nipples. I moaned loudly and she worked her way down to my desperate cock. Princess dove on it trying to swallow it whole as she filled her throat with its swollen hardness. She was like a woman possessed as she sucked and drove it deep into her throat. Her moans began to match the volume of mine. Princess always gets worked up when she has a hard cock in her mouth. Her moans only made me more aroused- if that was even possible! Princess used her slutty lips on my cock and sucked it rapidly desperately trying to get my cum. Her lips felt incredible as she gave me one of her life threatening blowjobs. I felt my orgasm quickly approaching. I told her that she better stop or I was going to cum. She moved up on the bed and gave me a very wet, cock flavored kiss. I reached down and spread her legs to open her pussy up. I then began spanking her pussy with my hand. Princess jumped and groaned with pleasure. I quickly slapped her pussy as her orgasm began to build. "You like having your pussy spanked don't you?" I asked. Princess was so overcome with lust that I had to stop before she came. I crawled between her legs and slipped my cock into her. Her pussy was dripping wet. "It feels like I'm not the first person to fuck you tonight" I told her. Princess only groaned in response. I fucked her slowly. She moaned and thrashed on the bed as she pulled my nipples. Princess lifted her feet into the air to give me deeper access. We both knew there was no stopping now. I began fucking her pussy as fast and hard as I could. It hit me hard when it came. Massive amounts of cum flooded into her waiting pussy as I howled. I lost sense of everything except her pussy milking my cock. Once the world stopped shaking I rolled off of her and tried to catch my breath. Princess hadn't moved and I didn't want to make her wait too long. I reached down and felt her pussy. She let out a loud moan as my fingers found her wetness. Cum was flowing from her gaping pussy so I scooped it up with my fingers and rubbed it on her clit. Princess' clit was swollen and very responsive. I used two fingers to stroke her clit- one on each side. The large amount of cum made her clit very slippery and she quickly let go with a long moan. Moaning and shrieking she came long and hard. (I love watching her cum. I love the way her mind turns off and her lust takes over her body). After cumming she was sprawled out on the bed drifting on a cloud or pleasure. Sometimes sex is just wet and wild, fast and out of control.
Princess' thoughts---
One of the reasons it was so wet , wild , fast and out of control was that we hadn't had sex in over a week.. life gets in the way sometimes.. The other reason was the sangria.. I wouldn't have considered myself drunk but the alcohol had me so relaxed and let all my defenses down so that I could only focus on wanting sex and wanting it NOW! The ride home (which is actually only about 10 min) seemed like an eternity! Both our orgasms were tremendous.. it took me a long time to come back to reality!!!
 

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